Me: I'm hungry
Kid: You should have said something. You could have had some of those Frito's I just finished.
Me: I don't eat things that smell like dog feet
Kid: What?
Me: Dog feet. Google it...."frito feet"
Kid: type...type...type, Oh wow, I had no idea
Me: Gross, right? I can bring a dog in tomorrow if you don't believe the internet.
Corn chippy goodness
